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[teetheyes]

I'm tired of people licking him like they're on a drive-by. Listen up.

Flavor: Cotton Candy

Price List
1 Green to kiss him on the cheek
1 Blue to kiss him on the lips
1 Violet to lick his face for 10 seconds
1 Indigo to suck on him for 1 minute

These numbers are not open to negotiation.

Fees payable to T. Corinthian.

Comments

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you looking to bargain?

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm just wondering how many nights you're getting on the couch for this.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Give me a break, the word "penetration" is completely missing from the list.

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Because everything besides that doesn't really count, huh.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

He shouldn't complain if he's on the receiving end of oral. Unless it's bad oral.

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Some people might say there's no such thing as bad oral.

...But that's a crock.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck says there's no such thing as bad oral?

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

I've heard it a couple times. Mostly from guys who've never had good oral and are in denial about what they're missing.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I never fucked one of those and I don't think I will.

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Their reactions are fun though.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Have you been getting any yourself?

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

...Three weeks ago?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Ouch. I haven't said much to him about it in roughly the same.

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Yeah well...we're working on it. I think.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Congratulations.

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

...Uh huh.

Anyway.

//private//

How's Blue doing?

//private//

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

He's fine.

//private//

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Fine as in he says he's fine, or fine as in he is fine?

//private//

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

He's putting his disappointment behind him. The son of a bitch didn't get far, he's only bruised.

//private//

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

I told him I was glad that he killed the fucker.

//private//

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You would be.

//private//

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

I am.

//private//

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You lack creativity.

//private//

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

You can do better?

//private//

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I would've, but Blue asked me not to.