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[teetheyes]

Yes it fucking sucked. Yes it killed a ton of you bastards. Yes it's in bad taste, but I approve.

Yes it's exactly how it sounds, birdie.

Private to Jack Harkness//Unhackable

How's it hanging, Captain?

[ooc: And for my Sandman crew, scans... Matthew, Lucien, Rose Walker, Mazikeen, the Kindly Ones, Johanna, and the Corinthian (cause that's where his creepy icon comes from). Sorry there's no Barnabas card, and the Endless images are everywhere but I'll scan them by request!]

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Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

[Lifts his chin, a little confused but for the moment allowing Cori the aggressive stance.]

Not a martyr. Just a man who knows that his life isn't about domestic bliss and happily ever after.

[Blue eyes watch Cori directly.]

You're scared I'll try to take him away from you or come between you. I wouldn't do that, even if I could, which I couldn't because he loves you. But it's not what I want and I don't know how to make you understand, Cori.

Do you want me to walk away?

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[Cori's very good at aggressive, or so he likes to think! He grinds his cigarette out, never letting the cue move from under Jack's chin.]

Now you're calling it domestic?

[Those following words make his brow furrow. The truth hurts and all. He presses the cue harder against Jack.]

I liked you better when we were just fucking around.

[Not answering that other question.]

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

[Reaching up and smacking at the pool cue to knock it aside.]

I'm calling you and Blue domestic, you ass.

What the hell is wrong with you, Cori? How can you look at the way Blue's eyes light up when you walk in a room and not understand how much he loves you?

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[The pool cue sways to the side.]

And you're okay with that? You're okay that it's not you even when he says he loves you too?

[He turns the cue single-handedly, bringing the heavier end up for a moderate strike against Jack's jaw.]

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

[A little taken aback by the smack of the pool cue to his jaw, though the words distract him from the instinctive urge to strike back.

For the moment at least!]

You want me to be jealous of you?

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you?

[It's not a trick question. Of course the opposite is likely true.]

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

[Stares at Cori for a moment, then rolls his eyes and hauls off and punches him square in the jaw.]

No, you dumbass!

[Swings again, another blow to the jaw.]

I love you, moron.

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[His head snaps to the side from the first punch. The second punch inspires him to respond to Jack's declaration in kind. Words don't compute as well as fists do, see.]

....

[He lunges forward, shoulder first, eager to grasp Jack by the shoulder and side. Cori wants to introduce the Captain's back to the pool table.]

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

[Watching Cori wind up, Jack automatically dropped into an expression and stance of pure 'bring it!' which is no doubt how he ended up picked up and smacked hard into the pool table.

Curling over Cori's back, Jack grasped his hands together and brought a punishing dual fisted hammer punch right down on the nightmare's rib cage.

It's a love tap, really.]

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Asshole.

[It's a mix of a grunt and a growl. Unprepared for the impact to his ribs, he releases Jack immediately to keep from getting winded. But he's quick too and grasps at another cue to bring down on the Captain in an effort to pin him to the green felt.

The noise isn't so conspicuous in a bar of all places, but it is slightly odd!]

Re: Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

[Oh hell no! Throws an elbow up towards Cori's throat. Not too keen on getting pinned with a pool cue, kthanx]

Dumbass!

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[He catches that elbow to his nose instead, and blood is forthcoming when Cori snaps back. He's stunned for a moment, pool cue dropped as his hand covers his bleeding face.]

M-motherfucker.

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

[Stays against the table for the moment but watching Cori closely.]

Oedipus is one kink I stayed away from.

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[Always count on Jack to talk! He takes the opportunity to grab a stool in mid sentence and bring it down on the good Captain. It's worthy of note; Cori has yet to brandish his knife, a weapon he's actually good with!]

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

[It usually got him in trouble!

The term we want here children is 'ow!fuck' as the stool splintered to pieces across Jack's body, bloodying his temple and the corner of his mouth as well as cracking across his torso and neck.]

Ugh!

[He kicked hard in Cori's general direction, even as he rolled along the table in pain.]

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[The kick knocks him back enough to stumble against the wall. Cori spits blood on the floor but he looks quite pleased with himself now despite the staining going down his face. It's his turn to make a 'bring it!' gesture.

Ironically, he's feeling much better.]

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

[That's good, cause chances were when they got home, Blue was gonna kill em both.

Too bad Jack wasn't thinking about this as he gained his feet and with a filthy sort of chuckle, took Cori up on that 'bring it'. Charging him low, Jack was going to attempt to pick him up at the waist and maybe plant both their asses into that table right back 'thataway'!]

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't move out of the way fast enough, captured in his own trap of cockiness. His back hits the table with a hard crash, hard enough to make the blood on his face fleck.]

Shit.

[And quickly his legs hook around Jack's hips, to keep him from disengaging in their fight, and maybe to turn the tables so he's on top. Cori is thinking of Blue too... how Blue is going to make him take up the couch tonight.]

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

[At least Cori will get the couch, Jack's likely to get glared at which is worse!

Still, more than happy to beat the shit out of Cori till the DUMBASS understands that he's loved by Jack and that Blue is not going to leave him.

It's a public service asskicking!]

You are such a dumbass!

[Rolled onto his back but he's just as good at throwing punches from the bottom as he is the top. Here Cori, have a knuckle sandwich or ... two.]

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No you--

[Crack! He returns the punch, blow for blow! Being immortal, their pain threshold is much higher and easier to risk, so to speak. There's a bartender watching from the doorway too, unamused, and writing a property damages bill.

This makes him pause in trading punches, and he just straddles Jack. Spit. On the floor that is!]

....

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

[Two immortals could do a lot of damage to pool halls. Jack would probably be sheepish when he got handed the bill at the moment, however he was on his back, breathless, bleeding and a wee bit horny but keeping that last bit to himself!]

I what?

[Asked and there was a fist curled and cocked, ready to fly if Cori gave another moronic response.]

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[He's panting, tired not just from the fight but from his thoughts and emotions. They're harder to figure out and control than a couple good throws and punches.]

......

[He wipes the blood from his nose and mouth with the back of his arm.]

You're too good, Jack.

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

[Slowly lowering his own fist, wiping the back of his hand across his own bloodied face.

Reaches up to touch Cori's cheek, bloodied fingers and all.]

You're the man he's in love with, Cori. Unconditionally. Believe in him, he's not picking pieces of you to love, it's the whole package and you're damn lucky.

[Smiles softly, palming the cheek he's touching.]

You both are.

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[His teetheyes half-lid and he leans into the touch, blood and all.]

Don't talk to me like I don't know how it feels to be alone.

[It's a veiled comment directed at Jack's own situation.]

Action Spam in a Pool Hall

[handsomejack.livejournal.com]

[Lightly runs his thumb along the cheekbones he was trying to crush earlier and gives a smile. Acknowledgment of Cori's veiled comment.]

I know you've both been alone for so long.