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[teetheyes]

All right, listen.

If they were really mine, would I advocate violence against the little bastards?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Don't give me that look.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

How could these things even possibly be yours?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I don't know!

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Some people seem to--...

That one has teeth for eyes.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yeah. So?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Okay. The aliens, squids...pieces of shit aren't yours. What are they then?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I don't know?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Now that is bullshit if I ever heard of it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What would you do about it, report me to social services?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Please, you know how I feel about kids.

Frankly, I didn't think you had it in you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Those times I called you a cunt...this shit is weird even for the City.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Don't even say that. It was a fucking coincidence. Shit happens. Et-fucking-cetera.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Use a condom next time.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

We're both male.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

And you still got knocked up.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I didn't get knocked up. I got infected.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

With life forms.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Ever heard of germs?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Germs take after their carriers? Huh. That's new.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Genetic anomaly.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Doesn't make you a chick by many means. Just a victim of fucking far out circumstance.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Now you're making sense.

Blue's keeping one as a pet.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

He is?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yes. It's blue, and it sings.