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[teetheyes]

All right, listen.

If they were really mine, would I advocate violence against the little bastards?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yes. It's blue, and it sings.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

And it is staying?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Until we figure out what to do with it. He doesn't want it getting attacked.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

That's nice of you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Spit it out Elle.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I don't believe you're letting it stay.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

A couple days. He wants to teach it the Andrews Sisters.

He'll let it go when he realizes it's too stupid to learn.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

If you don't want it, you don't want it. Better say so.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's not that annoying, though I get the feeling you're more ready to remark on how whipped I am over the advantages and disadvantages of keeping a pet.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

You said the W word, not me.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

At this point, Elle, I really don't mind. He's a good master.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

As long as you keep of the furniture and don't kill the blue thing.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh I think he likes it when we're on the furniture.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

And whatever funny blue creation that pops out.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

One out of a fucking million. I don't need to wear condoms with him unless we're having guests.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

...as a courtesy, right?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Right.