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[teetheyes]

Hey birdie, wherever you are now, I said I'd make you a proud smug son of a bitch.

Congratulate me: 13 weeks

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[glock30.livejournal.com]

Actually I just got done filing my nails. I don't want to run the risk of messing them up clapping for you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Then show us your tits.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Why would I do that? We both know you don't appreciate them.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You have to express the fact you love me so much you don't care that I don't appreciate them somehow.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

But I do care. And I don't love you that much.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

...

[ooc: A Blue Tactic.]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Blue does that better, you know. When you do it, it kind of looks like you just have IBS.

[ooc; She's already immun]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

...

[ooc: He try harder!!]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

It won't work.

[ooc; ...It won't!]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

...

[ooc: His last resort!]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You're pathetic.

[ooc; His tries are so good.]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Shit like you can do better?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I can.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No you can't.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

...

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

...

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I win.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Liar.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I'm not lying. You just don't wanna admit that you actually lost. Admit it, you were putty in my hands.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I've yet to tattoo your name to my ass. So no.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

And I haven't shown you my chest yet, so don't you start counting your chickens before they hatch.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I don't bother. I usually use up all the eggs.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Then you get into that chicken or the egg question. No one likes that, Cori.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Because it's a dumb question, like astronauts versus cavemen.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Astronauts versus cavemen?