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[teetheyes]

Hey birdie, wherever you are now, I said I'd make you a proud smug son of a bitch.

Congratulate me: 13 weeks

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[glock30.livejournal.com]

I'm not lying. You just don't wanna admit that you actually lost. Admit it, you were putty in my hands.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I've yet to tattoo your name to my ass. So no.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

And I haven't shown you my chest yet, so don't you start counting your chickens before they hatch.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I don't bother. I usually use up all the eggs.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Then you get into that chicken or the egg question. No one likes that, Cori.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Because it's a dumb question, like astronauts versus cavemen.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Astronauts versus cavemen?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

In a fight, who would win? Astronauts or cavemen?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Are they in space?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No. And they don't have weapons.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Cavemen. They invented the wheel. They got fire. And at the end of the day they're hungrier than astronauts. Hunger is the best enabler.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That explains you dating one.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I like it when my men only practice the three most important necessities for the body: eat, sleep, fuck. Everything else just makes it too complicated.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You mean competitive.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You can switch those two?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You can if you're razor sharp.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if I should take that as a compliment or not, coming from you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

When have you known me to not appreciate competition.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna stop myself from making a little kid joke, just because you've apparently got something you're celebrating tonight. Don't say I'm never considerate.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Thanks, your little boy's all grown up now.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I just hope he doesn't still expect allowance.