Episode 6: Testify

[teetheyes]

Where I come from, this Monday's a national holiday to celebrate a man who had a dream. Fucking ironic isn't it? Now we're holding elections in a place where half the people don't even know his name or the nature of politics, but damn do they want all their rights secured. Irrelevant in any case. There's one pedophile doing time, a statutory rapist up for trial, an upcoming custody battle, and don't forget the Nazi Houdini and Toffana who pre-dated all of this. What goes around comes around full fucking circle.

[Sound of a bottle clinking against the microphone.]

So who's on the list?

Pissantly Charismatic
I'll Give You Rabies
Hard Hearted Hannah
Dragon Spooner
I Was Nominated?
Can I Drink Now?
Brother Braille
Spirit of the Blitz
PRECRIME: it works
Hillary, No Relation
03:25:59
Halliburton Energy Services
Lord of the Flies
Herr Führer

Come on, who used to snort cocaine? Who didn't define sexual relations? You've got less than a full day left to do a smear campaign you know.

[Sound of someone drinking.]

You sons of bitches don't have it so bad.

Today's Playlist:
"Killers" Ice-T
"God Save the Queen" Sex Pistols
"Gimme Shelter" The Rolling Stones
"Invisible Sun" The Police
"Send in the Clowns" Judy Collins
"Russian Roulette" Lords of the New Church
"Democracy" Killing Joke

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Comments

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And not one, but two candidates closely related to those on trial.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Bingo. There's a visible effort to perpetuate something to draw attention away from the fact that we endured shit without explanation. All wrongs amended from that sure, but come on.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

But the war involved a common enemy, one none of our dear candidates seems to relate. That would be incriminating.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Enough of the would be wardens have problems with subtly.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Heh, no argument there.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

If they were smart and seasoned in the voting process, there would be bribes and blackmail conducted under the table months prior.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

As opposed to days prior?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Procrastination in their own running? Gimme a break.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I don't know, a couple had some nice posters out less than an hour from announcement.