Episode 6: Testify

[teetheyes]

Where I come from, this Monday's a national holiday to celebrate a man who had a dream. Fucking ironic isn't it? Now we're holding elections in a place where half the people don't even know his name or the nature of politics, but damn do they want all their rights secured. Irrelevant in any case. There's one pedophile doing time, a statutory rapist up for trial, an upcoming custody battle, and don't forget the Nazi Houdini and Toffana who pre-dated all of this. What goes around comes around full fucking circle.

[Sound of a bottle clinking against the microphone.]

So who's on the list?

Pissantly Charismatic
I'll Give You Rabies
Hard Hearted Hannah
Dragon Spooner
I Was Nominated?
Can I Drink Now?
Brother Braille
Spirit of the Blitz
PRECRIME: it works
Hillary, No Relation
03:25:59
Halliburton Energy Services
Lord of the Flies
Herr Führer

Come on, who used to snort cocaine? Who didn't define sexual relations? You've got less than a full day left to do a smear campaign you know.

[Sound of someone drinking.]

You sons of bitches don't have it so bad.

Today's Playlist:
"Killers" Ice-T
"God Save the Queen" Sex Pistols
"Gimme Shelter" The Rolling Stones
"Invisible Sun" The Police
"Send in the Clowns" Judy Collins
"Russian Roulette" Lords of the New Church
"Democracy" Killing Joke

[ooc: Mod-approved! Songs are played between bits of dialogue. As far as the radio host is concerned, Cori's speaking anonymously and that applies to the written transcriptions on his LJ. It's just easier and more efficient to put them here instead of creating a 'ghost' account. So please consider Radio Entries as anonymous and any spam here will be answered by anonymous. Thanks guys ♥]

Comments

[number1gal.livejournal.com]

Haha! I love your list, Cori.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... Thanks.

[ooc: I actually don't mind if Ran wants to blow his cover, but just checking if that was intentional or not XD?]

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I'm not inspired to vote.

...Judy Collins, Mr. DJ?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You know what happens when no one votes.

Not to your taste, Ms. Listener?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

The misrepresentation of my client is most unappreciated.

At the very least mention his sexual escapades.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you one of them?

[therippling.livejournal.com]

... What's a Dragon Spooner?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the guy?

[ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com]

Hey if you're takin requests, I wanna hear Lords of the New Church's Russian Roulette.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Fitting choice. Consider it added.

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

I am sick to death of that second song. It's damn near enough to make me stop listening entirely.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's a little after your time isn't it.

[princeofknaves.livejournal.com]

You know what I want to hear, Radio-man

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What's that, listener.

//action//

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

[sitting the the studio, trumpet in hand]

//action//

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[Finishing a bottle on his way out....? Maybe not.]

Hey.

[Leaning against the doorway.]

[canicrynow.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA HAHA HA. I wonder if it's too late to kill myself.

...that reminds me. I need to buy more salt.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I heard you pulled out. Is that official?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Nice nicknames.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I knew my regular would appreciate it.

[electronicly.livejournal.com]

The nicknames suit them. There’s certainly an interesting array of characters.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Don't take my word for it, I'm sure they might not agree.

[oneeyedhorror.livejournal.com]

S'not a spoon.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I heard. It's a snake hood.

[oneeyedbeast.livejournal.com]

Once again, I have no interest in the position.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Neither do half of those jokers I'm betting; doesn't mean they won't run.