Episode 3: He Said She Said

[teetheyes]

Just when you thought crime was coming down after the invention of the Bat signal. Now we've got sibling rivalry to worry about and red rocks (not Colorado). Is there something about the Christmas season that brings out the extreme? You want to find the best gift possible for someone else, you crumble to tears when they don't reciprocate. You want to decorate a tree with twice the amount of electricity to power a whole building, a little girl weeps for the voiceless bark that can't express its pain. You want your fellow man to commit to a paradigm shift, you have to shoot him when he doesn't.

Yeah it's the season to be jolly, with spiders in your hair and death in the wings. At least the one eyed reaper committed an honest crime. Maybe he meant to emphasize those feelings of love and affection between friends. Maybe he's looking for suicide by cop, that's an epidemic around this City. [Sound of finger tapping.]

Does anyone think that antidote passed out during Zombie Fest of the Year had any side effects? You never know what happens when someone taps into the hormone therapy reserve. The space between that occurrence and the red rocks is just pure untimely coincidence. Right. I'll be damned if these aren't really curses and just one long running conspiracy. Or a joke with no punch line in sight.

And here's a public service announcement for all of you planning to enjoy a Christmas Dinner - When do cannibals leave the table? When everyone's eaten.

Today's Playlist:
"Paper Planes" M.I.A.
"Violent Pornography" System of a Down
"19th Nervous Breakdown" The Rolling Stones
"Harriet's Got a Song" Ben Kweller
"Timothy" The Buoys
"O Tannenbaum" Leipzig, 1824

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Comments

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

You've already moved on. No harm done.

So. Conspiracy. Who is to blame with the Vatican and the Nazis here and exceedingly obvious?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

But Indy's nowhere to be found. Mysterious indeed.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I don't think we have a City branch of the Free Masons either, so they are out.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And Halliburton?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Let's not forget the Illuminati.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Or the Republican party.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

As far as I know, we have the smallest Republican party here.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And how many actually vote?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

One out of one that I'm aware of. Tiny party.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

SO where do you fall in?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

It depends on what is to be gained in the election. Some political enemies pay more than others. Gun control isn't an issue. I control my gun and the issue is solved.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And sharp as a knife's edge.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

You bet your mike, Mack.