Episode 3: He Said She Said

[teetheyes]

Just when you thought crime was coming down after the invention of the Bat signal. Now we've got sibling rivalry to worry about and red rocks (not Colorado). Is there something about the Christmas season that brings out the extreme? You want to find the best gift possible for someone else, you crumble to tears when they don't reciprocate. You want to decorate a tree with twice the amount of electricity to power a whole building, a little girl weeps for the voiceless bark that can't express its pain. You want your fellow man to commit to a paradigm shift, you have to shoot him when he doesn't.

Yeah it's the season to be jolly, with spiders in your hair and death in the wings. At least the one eyed reaper committed an honest crime. Maybe he meant to emphasize those feelings of love and affection between friends. Maybe he's looking for suicide by cop, that's an epidemic around this City. [Sound of finger tapping.]

Does anyone think that antidote passed out during Zombie Fest of the Year had any side effects? You never know what happens when someone taps into the hormone therapy reserve. The space between that occurrence and the red rocks is just pure untimely coincidence. Right. I'll be damned if these aren't really curses and just one long running conspiracy. Or a joke with no punch line in sight.

And here's a public service announcement for all of you planning to enjoy a Christmas Dinner - When do cannibals leave the table? When everyone's eaten.

Today's Playlist:
"Paper Planes" M.I.A.
"Violent Pornography" System of a Down
"19th Nervous Breakdown" The Rolling Stones
"Harriet's Got a Song" Ben Kweller
"Timothy" The Buoys
"O Tannenbaum" Leipzig, 1824

[ooc: Mod-approved! Songs are played between bits of dialogue. As far as the radio host is concerned, Cori's speaking anonymously and that applies to the written transcriptions on his LJ. It's just easier and more efficient to put them here instead of creating a 'ghost' account. So please consider Radio Entries as anonymous and any spam here will be answered by anonymous. Thanks guys ♥]

Comments

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Krampus, is that you?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you looking for a birching?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

No.

However, you seem to have given one to half the City.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Hey everyone's got a right to turn the radio off.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

One sorry ass joke.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You've been here long enough to tell right?

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

I sure as hell think so.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Any theories?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Ha fucking ha.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to consider you a regular.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I get some sort of prize or discount?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Name your prize, babe.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I vote for the joke with no punchline. Something that will fall flat and uncomfortable. A bit like the people eating joke.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You're officially a critic.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

That's show biz isn't it?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

For a production of one, that's harsh.

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

It may yet be both. Conspirators are often amused by their own doings, when they aren't fervent about them.

And, ha ha, I'd take death-in-waiting over the spiders any day, thank you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Is that the voice of experience? Tell me more.

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

You know perfectly well the image of the madman bent on conquest or destruction howling with laughter as his plans seem to be succeeding. Success is always pleasing, like a good joke. That's all I meant.

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Don't we have enough problems without adding conspiracy theories to the mix?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You never know, the problems could be covering up the conspiracy.

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Who'd be conspiring? The Deities?

As far as I can tell, they don't need to hide their asshattery from us poor shmucks. It's not like we can do anything to screw up their plans anyway.

[warconductor.livejournal.com]

A request, DJ. If you are feeling the spirit, a traditional Christmas song.

Perhaps "O Tannenbaum".

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

An 1824 composition, if you don't mind.

[warconductor.livejournal.com]

1824?

A fine year. I do not mind at all.