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[teetheyes]

A warm fire, a nice bar, and a perky set of tits don't make for a smooth night.

Damages: 3 Indigos, 2 Violets, 1 Green.

Revelations: Priceless.

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[glock30.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. I even put a little frame around it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And my initials?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Your initials? No wonder that thing is lumpy and uncomfortable--you cursed it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I think it just misses my charming presence.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should come spend some quality time with it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I thought a certain room mate of mine might be taking over my job.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Maybe I just want you two to duke it out so I can pick the winner after it's all over. I always thought I should have men fighting over me.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What would I do with you if I win.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Spoil me. Obviously.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

With your own money? Sure.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You are supposed to spoil me. My money doesn't come anywhere near this arrangement.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm broke. All I have to give is my body.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Well in that case... you could always make me dinner.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

With what? The water and air in your refrigerator?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Hey! There's some fruit or something in there.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

See, this is why you should cook for me. I'm clearly starving here.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You're always keeping fresh fruit, Faye.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Why do I feel like there's some sort of hidden meaning behind that? Can't food just ever be food with you?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you storing cucumbers too? They're bound to be more effective than that other log in your apartment.

[ooc: I sorry Faye, he doesn't know about Spike vamoosing ;-;]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Anything's more effective than something non-existent.


[ooc; somehow Cori's dirty mind will make it all better. ♥]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Do you have to scrape him up with a spatula now?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Not since he took off yesterday, no. But I was thinking of getting a pitchfork to see if it would help.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Try a taser.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Waste of money. He's gone for good.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You're serious.