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[teetheyes]

A warm fire, a nice bar, and a perky set of tits don't make for a smooth night.

Damages: 3 Indigos, 2 Violets, 1 Green.

Revelations: Priceless.

Comments

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Why do I feel like there's some sort of hidden meaning behind that? Can't food just ever be food with you?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you storing cucumbers too? They're bound to be more effective than that other log in your apartment.

[ooc: I sorry Faye, he doesn't know about Spike vamoosing ;-;]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Anything's more effective than something non-existent.


[ooc; somehow Cori's dirty mind will make it all better. ♥]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Do you have to scrape him up with a spatula now?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Not since he took off yesterday, no. But I was thinking of getting a pitchfork to see if it would help.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Try a taser.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Waste of money. He's gone for good.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You're serious.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Like a heart attack.


[ooc; HAY BABY. Or, goodnight baby!]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to hear that.

[ooc: lololol yes, but... not yet...!]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Me too. It's old news. He does that a lot, walk away from people. It's not like I'm not used to it.

And hey, this means we've got something in common now. How depressing is that?


[ooc; you're right! Who needs sleep?!]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'd rather shoot myself.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Please, there are better ways.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What do you suggest?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Two bottles of whiskey. And poker.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you expecting Cassidy to come along?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I'm not expecting anything, but if you need someone to hold your hand through a bottle of whiskey, then he can come.