Episode 2: Moisture is the Essence of Wetness

[teetheyes]

Congratulations, Duke, you'll never have prostate problems again.

Couture and cocaine aside, where the hell's the Bat Signal? It sounds like this City could use one about now. This Gotham, Metropolis, Star City could use a sense of order, that's irony right there. Is it some kind of fucking coincidence that the Clown Prince of Crime (suspicion, mine) strikes while everyone else is whipped up in a couture frenzy? Maybe that's where a few formerly poor designers suddenly got the money to create art. Last week's bank robbery comes to mind. Superheroes today are like whistle blowers, but in the City I'm not hearing even a peep.

To hell with that though, free food and wine before murder, right? I'm waiting for the next batch to come along and test their public notoriety, what little or lot they have at all. I'll make note of it.

Today's Playlist:
"Rosalita" Bruce Springsteen (for the winning team)
"Human Nature" Madonna
"Papa Don't Preach" Madonna
"Visions of Johanna" Bob Dylan
"Starry Eyed Surprise" Paul Oakenfold
"Satin Chic" Goldfrapp
"Skins" Scissor Sisters
"Shake Your Head" CC Catch
"Solar Plexus" BT

[ooc: Mod-approved! Songs are played between bits of dialogue. As far as the radio host is concerned, Cori's speaking anonymously and that applies to the written transcriptions on his LJ. It's just easier and more efficient to put them here instead of creating a 'ghost' account. So please consider Radio Entries as anonymous and any spam here will be answered by anonymous. Thanks guys ♥]

Comments

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I'm open for someone else's spin.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Bob Dylan, when you get a chance.

Oh, and by the way: what's this superhero spiel going around? Everyone knows those guys don't exist.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Have a Blonde on Blonde.

Maybe not in your world. Where do you come from?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

All over. Didn't you know? I'm a gypsy.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And how persecuted you must feel.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

It gets tough for a girl like me, wandering the stars all by herself.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And no friend to guide her? Pity that.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Lucky for me, I've got your voice.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Well now you see the light.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

That's all the ego stroking you're gonna get.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Coming from you that's a generous amount.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I've been feeling generous lately. Must be all that holiday cheer.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And what are your plans?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Christmas is still far away. I haven't even found any presents hidden in the closet yet.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Girl like you's got to have more than just a lump of coal.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you selling yourself short?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Hardly. More like... trying to say that other people don't necessarily appreciate my particular brand of personality. Makes for a lot of black lumps.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

But you've been here almost for a long time, you're practically a veteran. Everyone knows the name Faye Valentine. Seniority deserves respect.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

What, has this guy been spying or something?

I can't argue with that. You'd think people would learn after a while, but this place is just full of idiots really.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And you a diamond in the rough?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure. It's a stupid cliche if you ask me, but I'll go with it, just this once.