Episode 2: Moisture is the Essence of Wetness

[teetheyes]

Congratulations, Duke, you'll never have prostate problems again.

Couture and cocaine aside, where the hell's the Bat Signal? It sounds like this City could use one about now. This Gotham, Metropolis, Star City could use a sense of order, that's irony right there. Is it some kind of fucking coincidence that the Clown Prince of Crime (suspicion, mine) strikes while everyone else is whipped up in a couture frenzy? Maybe that's where a few formerly poor designers suddenly got the money to create art. Last week's bank robbery comes to mind. Superheroes today are like whistle blowers, but in the City I'm not hearing even a peep.

To hell with that though, free food and wine before murder, right? I'm waiting for the next batch to come along and test their public notoriety, what little or lot they have at all. I'll make note of it.

Today's Playlist:
"Rosalita" Bruce Springsteen (for the winning team)
"Human Nature" Madonna
"Papa Don't Preach" Madonna
"Visions of Johanna" Bob Dylan
"Starry Eyed Surprise" Paul Oakenfold
"Satin Chic" Goldfrapp
"Skins" Scissor Sisters
"Shake Your Head" CC Catch
"Solar Plexus" BT

[ooc: Mod-approved! Songs are played between bits of dialogue. As far as the radio host is concerned, Cori's speaking anonymously and that applies to the written transcriptions on his LJ. It's just easier and more efficient to put them here instead of creating a 'ghost' account. So please consider Radio Entries as anonymous and any spam here will be answered by anonymous. Thanks guys ♥]

Comments

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

... how valid is that suspicion?

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

"Bat" Signal? This "Clown Prince of Crime" is the responsible for those packages, then?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Professionally? Not much. Someone could be framing him, but those signs are classic

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

There was a time some bright stooge down in the evidence room figured out a way to call their favorite caped crusader.

[princeofknaves.livejournal.com]

[ Insert Mad Cackling (r) here, plz. ]

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

What are you babbling about?

((OOC: Oh, Integra, U fail in pop culture. She probably imagines Man Bat when someone says Batman)).

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Is there anything you want to say on your behalf?

[princeofknaves.livejournal.com]

Ah, but why would I do that? Mystery is such a wonderful game~

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Current events to some, pop culture to others.

[ooc: We need a Man Bat, stat.]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Would you grant me the privilege of an interview?

Pointless OOC comment 83

[the-bastard-ds.livejournal.com]

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

And really, no one frames anyone these days. If they do, it's a lot less obvious.

[princeofknaves.livejournal.com]

Pfffft. Better news-jockeys have tried to get into my head, Mr. So-and-So.

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

I'm disappointed by the song choice.

Pointless OOC comment 83

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I went with the S theme else it would've been "Lovely 2 C U" XD]

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

[ooc: :o (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_Boy) ]

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

And nothing at all to the rest. I loathe to be kept in the dark with this.

((OOC: Doesn't van Helsing!Dracula good enough to fill that role when he's all Grrr batlike?)).

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I don't have a degree in psychology but I'm flattered by the implication. Thank you.

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

((OOC: LOL she'll picture THAT or a vampire -_-)).

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... Everyone's a critic. You got a request?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Heh, not since they erected a courthouse.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No such thing as a cowled visage in the dark striking down crime when the police and the government can't in your world?

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Which is really just a useless thing here, since justice is held by the people willing to take it.

[ohrosalita.livejournal.com]

It's my night, you could play my song. (http://www.brucespringsteen.net/songs/Rosalita.html)

[princeofknaves.livejournal.com]

You're welcome~ Put on some Celine Dion to celebrate.