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[teetheyes]

Sweeney, Styles, I'm not coming in to work today.

Not until I can clip this shit off my fucking head.

I fucking hate you, Holland. I fucking hate you and your spores and everything else that flowers out of your ass.

Elle, I might have to euthanize it. I don't want to, but I can't go on living like this.

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[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry but it's so... bloody...

...

You.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

I mean... It's a smashing addition to your look!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You're fucking lucky I don't roll in my sleep.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Thank Christ for that!

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

So...

[He tries to probe it... with an empty Guinny bottle!]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[Probing it makes Cori's head sway a bit.]

Stop it.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Well bugger me, it is stuck.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

She's offering to uproot it. I swear to god if I get lobotomized I'm holding you responsible.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Flibbity flubbity kaflurp flub burp.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

........

[He gives John a well deserved but otherwise chumly smack.]

Thank you for trying.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

[He rubs the smacko'd area.]

Rest in knowing that I know better than to be stupidly fucking rash these days.

(Suppose you can teach a dog old tricks, or I am finding this bloody hilarious and I could be milking the situation for what it's worth.)

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You provoked him.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

You're making a bloody awful pot. [He gestures to the, er, very empty one.] It looks happy there.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Saya's coming to get it off. I don't give a fuck how but if she neuralizes me, you avenge my loss.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

...

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Funny the impatient git is the immortal.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's probably saturating in my brain fluid.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Cacti don't strike me as impatient.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

They take years to grow.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

This one wanted to see the world.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Bastardino can see it from her pot.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

It's a girl?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yes. It's rooted in my head, I think I can tell.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Spending quality time together, then.