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[teetheyes]

Sweeney, Styles, I'm not coming in to work today.

Not until I can clip this shit off my fucking head.

I fucking hate you, Holland. I fucking hate you and your spores and everything else that flowers out of your ass.

Elle, I might have to euthanize it. I don't want to, but I can't go on living like this.

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[a-close-shave.livejournal.com]

Is everything all right?

1/?

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

[There must be some kind of limit, still going!]

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

NO I HAVE A FUCKING CACTUS GROWING OUT OF ME.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry but it's so... bloody...

...

You.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[a-close-shave.livejournal.com]

What?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yes. It's his (http://onceholland.livejournal.com/) fault. Shave him, ST.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

I mean... It's a smashing addition to your look!

[a-close-shave.livejournal.com]

Wh--Why in hell is there a-a-a--Cactus--

Can--you get rid of it?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Because he's a spore it's his "job" to spore shit out of everything green.

I'm trying and the old man's not helping.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You're fucking lucky I don't roll in my sleep.

[repairedbywebs.livejournal.com]

Burn it off.

[a-close-shave.livejournal.com]

...Madness. This ENTIRE place is utter MADNESS.

I...if you need sheers, or-or...I could help.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

NO. I'm not burning my own hair.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Thank Christ for that!

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

So...

[He tries to probe it... with an empty Guinny bottle!]

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

S'bloody stink the place up too.

Unless Cori's glasses or some bollocks like that.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It was a gift. She'll kill me if we wreck it.

[a-close-shave.livejournal.com]

..A gift.

[repairedbywebs.livejournal.com]

You need someone to uproot it, then?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[Probing it makes Cori's head sway a bit.]

Stop it.