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[teetheyes]

I'm sitting at the cyber café practically naked while John discovers the joys of espresso. I've got a few words for the City.

Fuck.

All.

Of.

You.

Now where's my god damned bike.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Your orifice need not apply.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

I know I don't have the right equipment. Don't need the reminder.

You bring your not as pretty half, or are you here on your own?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

He's right here in need of a breath mint after five grandés.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Or a sedative.

I'm sure I can get ahold of that pretty quickly if you need it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No a couple pints will do that just as well, but thanks for the offer.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Got it.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

"Not as pretty?"

You mean "very bloody handsome and quite dashing," right?

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

And good evening to you, too, John.

I sure do. So very handsome.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Thass more like it.

The City hasn't been that bad to you while we were out, I hope.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

And I have a bridge for you, too.

I just got back, myself. Had some business at home.

Otherwise... it's been alright.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Always bloody home business.

What needed to die?

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Always. Hell, maybe this city is a damn vacation spot for me.

.... lots of things.

My last gasp as a human, I guess.

You get your business done?

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Embracing the beast, eh? Mine was put to sleep, finally.

Finished with not a whimper, but a bang.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

All kinds of beasts, really. Not just wolf, now. Hell, who knows what I'll shift into with the moon.... or if I'll change.

Add onto that some new powers and... heh.

What happened?

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Oh, I passed the dog torch to a few cunts. Their heads should be mounted somewhere on some bloke's wall back in London. They did a nice job.

[eyebrow raise] What's the menagerie looking like? ... An' the rest of it.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Feel better now?

Let's see.... gotta count the damn things off... wolf, lion, leopard, tiger and something else. Fuck if I know what it is...

The rest? Still kinda working on that.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

More than better. Torn from me home but bloody refreshed.

That'd make you a were-chimera. A poly-shifter.

... 'Strewth.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Good.

A panwere where I come from. The only other one... was fucking nuts.

The fifth is reptile based, I think. Still not sure.

Between that and everything else...

Heh.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

That's more than one set of jaws in your head. I'd believe it. Most magicians that try to shapeshift can only do one form, if they hadn't fucked up and turned themselves inside out first.

You could use what I'm having.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

In my head. Under my skin. At least they all have their place...

I'm a lot harder to kill now, too, which is a huge plus.

Nah. I drink enough in the mornings.

How many have you had, by the way?

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Best not die here, either.

Believe it or not, luv, it isn't alcoholic. I feel like I'm 20 again.

And I can swim the English Channel.

Maybe write an autobiography while I'm paddling.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Already dead here. Didn't you know that?

Yes, the toothy wonder told me you've been drinking.

.... that's way too fucking much caffeine.