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[teetheyes]

I'm sitting at the cyber café practically naked while John discovers the joys of espresso. I've got a few words for the City.

Fuck.

All.

Of.

You.

Now where's my god damned bike.

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[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Embracing the beast, eh? Mine was put to sleep, finally.

Finished with not a whimper, but a bang.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

All kinds of beasts, really. Not just wolf, now. Hell, who knows what I'll shift into with the moon.... or if I'll change.

Add onto that some new powers and... heh.

What happened?

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Oh, I passed the dog torch to a few cunts. Their heads should be mounted somewhere on some bloke's wall back in London. They did a nice job.

[eyebrow raise] What's the menagerie looking like? ... An' the rest of it.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Feel better now?

Let's see.... gotta count the damn things off... wolf, lion, leopard, tiger and something else. Fuck if I know what it is...

The rest? Still kinda working on that.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

More than better. Torn from me home but bloody refreshed.

That'd make you a were-chimera. A poly-shifter.

... 'Strewth.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Good.

A panwere where I come from. The only other one... was fucking nuts.

The fifth is reptile based, I think. Still not sure.

Between that and everything else...

Heh.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

That's more than one set of jaws in your head. I'd believe it. Most magicians that try to shapeshift can only do one form, if they hadn't fucked up and turned themselves inside out first.

You could use what I'm having.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

In my head. Under my skin. At least they all have their place...

I'm a lot harder to kill now, too, which is a huge plus.

Nah. I drink enough in the mornings.

How many have you had, by the way?

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Best not die here, either.

Believe it or not, luv, it isn't alcoholic. I feel like I'm 20 again.

And I can swim the English Channel.

Maybe write an autobiography while I'm paddling.

[browning-baby.livejournal.com]

Already dead here. Didn't you know that?

Yes, the toothy wonder told me you've been drinking.

.... that's way too fucking much caffeine.