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[teetheyes]

Shit, now we'll never hear the fucking end of Sparta or Rome or Legoland or wherever the hell he comes from.

This should have been the formula tonight.

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NOT THIS.

I BLAME YOU.
(You're a bad kisser too.)

Comments

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You made your point.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

What I wanna know is how the hell do you go from falling down a hill to making out with a rodent?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

HE FOULED ME.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Fouled you, huh? So this is all his fault?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yes. That's right.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Guess I'll just have to take your word for it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

He got in my way, otherwise taking that skirty Roman down could have been easy.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You know, I would've thought running in a skirt would be kind of problematic.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Not to mention metal.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You know, I think he cheated.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't doubt it.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

So I'm thinking those that played fair should get what they deserve.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And that would be?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

The prize, duh.

Unless you can think of something better.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You intend to steal it?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

When you put it like that it sounds so wrong.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm merely suggesting that it's our right to commandeer the wheel.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Now that's the attitude I like! Any plans hatched?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You shake your moneymaker, I'll do the rest?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I hope you mean my mouth.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Whatever you do with your mouth is your decision, 50/50 split.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

For that kind of a comment I should make it 60/40.

You're just lucky I'm hungry.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Then it's a plan?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I don't like it. Why don't you shake your moneymaker. He'd probably appreciate that more.