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[teetheyes]

Shit, now we'll never hear the fucking end of Sparta or Rome or Legoland or wherever the hell he comes from.

This should have been the formula tonight.

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NOT THIS.

I BLAME YOU.
(You're a bad kisser too.)

Comments

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Then it's a plan?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I don't like it. Why don't you shake your moneymaker. He'd probably appreciate that more.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm too butch for a nancy like that.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Think of the cause!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking more about our road to success. Do it. For the cause.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I hate you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

But you love cheese and winning?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You know me so well.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Covering your own tracks with my old man as an alibi?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Someone has to get this plan moving. As usual, I've gotta do everything.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

How's the petting party going? Is my old man behaving himself.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

He's eating all the treats.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

At least it's cheering him up.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Is he really that down in the dumps about losing some cheese?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

He's down in the dumps about his bum leg.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Funny, I remember this being his idea.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I know, don't remind me.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I won't if you won't.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Deal.