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[teetheyes]

After you guys are finished trading blows with the Red God and his Dog, mind melting down the pointy helmet for me? The car could use extra special fins. Otherwise, fashion it into a no-nonsense mace, I've got some business with this 'Budd' character.

[ooc: Already discussed with Xulchibara mun, but since Cori's not actually involved in the fight he's just the messenger! The terms are that the 'killing blow team' can melt PH's helmet down into five separate pieces for themselves.]

Comments

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Show me the marriage certificate.

[his-device.livejournal.com]

Marriage cer--

...ooooh. Well. That's quite all right and unnecessary. Congenial interest for a young debutante's welfare, if that.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... What did you say? Faye... Our Faye?

[his-device.livejournal.com]

Said what...?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Well that substitutes for a certificate, but does that make the children hers or yours?

[his-device.livejournal.com]

Mister, you providing us with dinner any time soon, or is that apron of yours really there just for the fanclub?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Sometimes the apron's there because I've got nothing else to put on, I'm not family friendly.

[his-device.livejournal.com]

...sad.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

A challenge.

[his-device.livejournal.com]

Look - get it right.

We followed you e-home. Now feed us.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Will lighter fluid do?

[his-device.livejournal.com]

For many things, but not with an audience, and you're too young.

Steak, you said?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What belies my age?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Excuse you?

[his-device.livejournal.com]

[his-device.livejournal.com]

...was it something I said...?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I hate you.

[his-device.livejournal.com]

All right.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't be so dramatic.

[his-device.livejournal.com]

Accepting the interjected version of your childish tantrum's climax is not dramatic.

It's common sense.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

At least I didn't start swearing at you. Consider yourself lucky.

But I'm still going to kill you if you don't shut up.

[his-device.livejournal.com]

Shut up...? But I'm weaseling negotiating our dinner perspectives with charitable, kind-hearted gentlemen.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Charitable and kind-hearted? They never took you off the drugs, did they?

[his-device.livejournal.com]

...because I happen to think people with teeth in their eye sockets make excellent benefactors?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

For a lot of reasons that don't necessarily include Cori.