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[teetheyes]

After you guys are finished trading blows with the Red God and his Dog, mind melting down the pointy helmet for me? The car could use extra special fins. Otherwise, fashion it into a no-nonsense mace, I've got some business with this 'Budd' character.

[ooc: Already discussed with Xulchibara mun, but since Cori's not actually involved in the fight he's just the messenger! The terms are that the 'killing blow team' can melt PH's helmet down into five separate pieces for themselves.]

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Will lighter fluid do?

[his-device.livejournal.com]

For many things, but not with an audience, and you're too young.

Steak, you said?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What belies my age?

[his-device.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't know.

But everyone's too young for the many, mysterious, if imaginative and rather appreciated uses of lighter fluid. It's a well kept secret of the trade. At night, we go back home and polish ours, then tell the story to our young, securing its covert existence throughout the many generations to come. Then we sacrifice virgins, drink heathen blood, side-step an orgy and call collect to the Tobacco God, who may or may not send voices in our head to guide at us night.

And then you wonder why I miss my lighter.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I get it, you roll your own with a pinch of LSD.

[his-device.livejournal.com]

Maybe.

...heh. Mister. You sound like a musicbox.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Is that a compliment or a tragic observation.