(no subject)

[teetheyes]

Anyone catch the plate number on the truck that hit me?

Comments

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

No.

But I remember lots of tits.

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

... you weren't complaining much last night.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Who said I was...?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Where was I.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

I thought you didn't like tits.

[ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com]

Don't have cars here so must have been a team of clydesdales tramplin over you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

But I wasn't playing football.

[ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com]

Maybe you were standin to close to the wall when the bull came crashin thru it?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Let me know when you get in touch with the driver.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Should I wrap the head in pretty paper?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Now you're just getting vulgar.

I'll just take a hand. Make sure the wrapping has a bow.

[sans-dimension.livejournal.com]

Was that me?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Make and model of the vehicle?

[sans-dimension.livejournal.com]

I don't remember~ It was probably borrowed..

[not-avampire.livejournal.com]

?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's no truck but it's definitely a suspect.

[not-avampire.livejournal.com]

Just doin' my civic duty.

And nice hair.

[rubyred-sight.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You got a hangover yourself?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

No. But do inform us of its whereabouts, once known. We'd like to shake the driver's hand.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You didn't even shake hands on your last transaction at the truck stop? Shame on you.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Lotta hit and runs.

Fuckin sunday drivers.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I hear the truck's got your 36C flying as a flag.