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[teetheyes]

Anyone catch the plate number on the truck that hit me?

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[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

No.

But I remember lots of tits.

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

... you weren't complaining much last night.

[ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com]

Don't have cars here so must have been a team of clydesdales tramplin over you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

But I wasn't playing football.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Where was I.

[ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com]

Maybe you were standin to close to the wall when the bull came crashin thru it?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That sounds more plausible.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Who said I was...?

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

I thought you didn't like tits.

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

..... I think I broke my head.

You better not be. The twins would be insulted and you'd never get to cop a feel again.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Let me know when you get in touch with the driver.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I don't, but I like copping feels.

[ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com]

After hittin the floor Spuds MacKenzie sat on your face for the rest of the night while frogs and chameleons were yellin in your ears and a ferret with a live wire got into your pants.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Should I wrap the head in pretty paper?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Now you're just getting vulgar.

I'll just take a hand. Make sure the wrapping has a bow.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

The thought of never being able to caress your lovely pair fills me with despair.

((OOC: Poet and he didn't know it.))

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Your call pretty lady.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Like watching me cop feels?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

With pet names like that how can I say no?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I can think of better...

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

But I think I was numb by 10 o'clock.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... Did John eat the ferret?

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

.... that was lame. Cute, but lame.