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[teetheyes]

Day 187: The food sucks as always. Fellow inmate's a chatty old bastard, wouldn't shut the fuck up about the meat (I'll turn him out before he can turn me out for some fags). Have noticed a slew of younger prettier convicts, not sure what that's all about. My nose is too damn small. Life sucks in the slammer.

Comments

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to break you out of prison! You're in there for a reason.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I was wrongfully accused!! Just because my prints were on the knife doesn't mean I did it, I was cutting up carrots!!

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You would testify that you're innocent in front of me and God? If you can prove to me that you're telling the truth, I might think about helping you, but if not then you'll be even more damned for committing this sin and lying.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... Would I have to convert? And can my bunkmate come too, he's a devout conman Christian.

[ooc: I doubt Cori *and* John can fit under the dress but he asks anyway!]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

If you choose to convert I would rather it be of your own choice. Any child of God is welcome.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

He's got what it takes to be a priest, I've got what it takes to be a deacon. We can be one happy righteous family.

[ooc: this holy trinity breaks brains]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Well then how can I say no? This place needs us. I hope, once we get you out, that the two of you will consider the higher path.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It sounds like a plan, Sister Mercy.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I'll have to do several Stations for this, I just know it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, my bunkmate (http://silkcutremix.livejournal.com/14915.html) is a gentleman.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

His mouth is filthier than yours.