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[teetheyes]

Day 187: The food sucks as always. Fellow inmate's a chatty old bastard, wouldn't shut the fuck up about the meat (I'll turn him out before he can turn me out for some fags). Have noticed a slew of younger prettier convicts, not sure what that's all about. My nose is too damn small. Life sucks in the slammer.

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[for-destiny.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[ooc: hells yeah!! thanks]

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Are you, like, a girl? God. I hope they off you in the first series.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You're encouraging my transfer to death row?! Fuck you, pig!

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

But you're stopping the main charas from being slashed and OMG you're SUCH a whore, I HOPE YOU DIE.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What the fuck are you talking about, I was wrongfully accused!!

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Nuh-uh, BIOTCH.

You're INTRUDING in their relationship!!!! They're MEANT for EACH OTHER, not YOU, you WHORE.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What relationship!? I don't even know who the fuck you're talking about!

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Could you please try and watch your mouth, sir?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh great, the catholics are visiting today?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

With good reason, obviously. Is it time for a last Confessional?

[sword-and-quill.livejournal.com]

Stop whining and bust yourself out. A few well-aimed kicks and those bars are good as gone.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What!? I'm not on death row yet!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Easier said than done. Have you ever been in a maximum security prison before?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You should still talk to a priest. Something about you stinks of sin.

[sword-and-quill.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't matter. I could bust out of anywhere with my 700 secret techniques.

Have you even tried? You can take some wussy guards, can't you?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Surely you are fufilling your time and becoming a better person to over shadown your dark past!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

WHAT IF I'M NOT CATHOLIC.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

How about you break me out kid, let's see how well you fare.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm here because I lifted a pack of smokes. They said my prints were on a murder weapon in some other unrelated case. I WAS FRAMED.

[sword-and-quill.livejournal.com]

...Waste of time. I've got bigger fish to fry.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

All of God's children are open to forgiveness.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Asshole.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... How much room do you have under that dress?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I beg your pardon!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

If I repent will you save some space for me? I've got to get out of here somehow.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to break you out of prison! You're in there for a reason.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I was wrongfully accused!! Just because my prints were on the knife doesn't mean I did it, I was cutting up carrots!!

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You would testify that you're innocent in front of me and God? If you can prove to me that you're telling the truth, I might think about helping you, but if not then you'll be even more damned for committing this sin and lying.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... Would I have to convert? And can my bunkmate come too, he's a devout conman Christian.

[ooc: I doubt Cori *and* John can fit under the dress but he asks anyway!]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

If you choose to convert I would rather it be of your own choice. Any child of God is welcome.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

He's got what it takes to be a priest, I've got what it takes to be a deacon. We can be one happy righteous family.

[ooc: this holy trinity breaks brains]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Well then how can I say no? This place needs us. I hope, once we get you out, that the two of you will consider the higher path.

[pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com]

... *snicker*

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It sounds like a plan, Sister Mercy.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Wait till they frame your ass and throw you to the guards too.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I'll have to do several Stations for this, I just know it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, my bunkmate (http://silkcutremix.livejournal.com/14915.html) is a gentleman.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

His mouth is filthier than yours.

[ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com]

Shit is anybody not affected around here??!!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Power to the fucking people, are you going to rally for my wrongful incarceration!?

[ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com]

Cor we don't have a fuckin jail here.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

My bunkmate who thinks he's Mr. Fucking Warden would beg to differ.

[ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com]

Dude it's all in your fuckin head that escape hole you're probably diggin right now is gonna send you thru the ceilin of the bar below your apartment.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What are you going on about? My nose feels better already, and christ my ass is sore.