teetheyes | (no subject)

Back in 1999 the boss had another one of his millennia parties on New Year’s Eve. While the rest of the waking world was raving about doomsday and Y2K I was rubbing elbows with some of the most stuck up prats I’d ever seen. Once every thousand years you know, I had to be there to represent the court no matter how much I fucking hate those parties. I was nursing my booze waiting for the cosmic ball to drop.

Yeah I know what you’re going to say. He’s a winged green hog on duck feet with squid pouring out his beak. Let me tell you, the Great Cthulhu cleans up fucking nice for special occasions. I can overlook the scaly skin for his eight-pack. Christ, what do you say to a guy like that? I said I liked his dreads, I liked his fucking dreads. A few drinks later, make that a lot of drinks later, I figured he took it as a compliment cause next thing I know he’s going down on my stone house in one of the castle chambers. Got to repay the favor you know?

I have to admit the Great Old One isn’t as big as you’d expect, it’s the tentacles that do all the work. He went to fucking town with those things. We were at it for a couple hours trying to calculate the various permutations you can get with eight plugs and six sockets. Yes, you heard me right. Under all the clawing and groaning and “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn” I was having the time of my fucking life. Eventually the New Year came and so did we. We repainted half a black room in egg shell white. I shared a cigarette with him, he talked about the shrewd business of running a myth-cycle, and that was that. Off to the citadel with me, off to the starry netherworld with him to do whatever the fuck old gods do. I don’t regret it, I never planned for a second bang, I’m pretty sure the feeling was mutual. Still, it was some of the best sex I’ve ever experienced.

Take this anecdote, multiply it by about ten, and that’s how great of a fuck I had with John last night. I’m sore just trying to write this sitting down. Yes I know, he doesn’t have tentacles, on the other hand he’s pretty damn big. There’s also a new crack in the wall, go figure.

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