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Dec. 21st, 2006 06:00 pmI'm stuck between two strapping virile men who want to do anything I desire.
To Hans, because you have no preference for the floor or the shower you are assigned to clean the entire living room floor. This includes the surface area covering the kitchen. I don't think you'll have a hard time polishing hard wood. Supplies are in the kitchen cabinet. Don't overdo the wax.
To John, knowing your penchant for getting stuck in hard tight places, you are now assigned to cleaning the bathroom. I want that bowl to sparkle at me. Don't forget to clean the drains and scrub the grout. Wash the shower curtain while you're at it, and yes, you can use gloves if you want to.
After you've both finished your tasks I want you to share laundering duties. Hans, make sure the bedsheets are replaced. John, please wash your damn coat. When you both are finished I'll reward you boys handsomely.

Share and behave, there's enough for both of you. Anyone who steps out of line will receive the brunt of the dishwashing duties.
To Hans, because you have no preference for the floor or the shower you are assigned to clean the entire living room floor. This includes the surface area covering the kitchen. I don't think you'll have a hard time polishing hard wood. Supplies are in the kitchen cabinet. Don't overdo the wax.
To John, knowing your penchant for getting stuck in hard tight places, you are now assigned to cleaning the bathroom. I want that bowl to sparkle at me. Don't forget to clean the drains and scrub the grout. Wash the shower curtain while you're at it, and yes, you can use gloves if you want to.
After you've both finished your tasks I want you to share laundering duties. Hans, make sure the bedsheets are replaced. John, please wash your damn coat. When you both are finished I'll reward you boys handsomely.

Share and behave, there's enough for both of you. Anyone who steps out of line will receive the brunt of the dishwashing duties.
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Date: 2006-12-22 04:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-22 04:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-22 04:17 am (UTC)I love this.
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Sensual massages?
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Date: 2006-12-22 04:21 am (UTC)[Private // Unhackable]
Date: 2006-12-22 04:24 am (UTC)Tonights menu holds seafood pasta with white basil sauce with a choice select wine.
Entertainment is to be reading of Venus in Furs if all goes as well as planned.
...And it's a curse. *sigh*
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Date: 2006-12-22 04:30 am (UTC)So is Luke a good cook too? I should talk to him about it.
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Date: 2006-12-22 04:33 am (UTC)He's a great cook.
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Date: 2006-12-22 04:45 am (UTC)Luke and I'll have to share secrets sometime, whenever you're finished with him.
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Date: 2006-12-22 04:49 am (UTC)When? Never.Sure.Be sure to ask what a good mistress he had.
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Date: 2006-12-22 06:11 am (UTC)I'll be sure to.
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Date: 2006-12-22 06:21 am (UTC)You boys can talk of cooking and servants.
...I'm really quite proud of myself. I haven't orded him to do anything that explicit. Well...too much so.
Though I'm truly overly horny I don't want it this way. I'd like a fight for the top.Re: [Private // Unhackable]
Date: 2006-12-22 08:27 am (UTC)Re: [Private // Unhackable]
Date: 2006-12-22 08:52 am (UTC)I asked him to stay...Re: [Private // Unhackable]
Date: 2006-12-22 08:54 am (UTC)[Private // Unhackable]
Date: 2006-12-22 08:58 am (UTC)O...oh shit. I meant to lie.
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Date: 2006-12-22 09:16 am (UTC)Re: [Private // Unhackable]
Date: 2006-12-22 09:20 am (UTC)Oh yeah...a curse.
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Date: 2006-12-22 09:23 am (UTC)[Private // Unhackable]
Date: 2006-12-22 09:34 am (UTC)Well...um... right. Strike that. I think I can understand.
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Date: 2006-12-22 09:40 am (UTC)Re: [Private // Unhackable]
Date: 2006-12-22 09:54 am (UTC)I don't think that Luke will remember... He seemed pretty bewildered.
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Date: 2006-12-22 09:56 am (UTC)