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I'm stuck between two strapping virile men who want to do anything I desire.



To Hans, because you have no preference for the floor or the shower you are assigned to clean the entire living room floor. This includes the surface area covering the kitchen. I don't think you'll have a hard time polishing hard wood. Supplies are in the kitchen cabinet. Don't overdo the wax.

To John, knowing your penchant for getting stuck in hard tight places, you are now assigned to cleaning the bathroom. I want that bowl to sparkle at me. Don't forget to clean the drains and scrub the grout. Wash the shower curtain while you're at it, and yes, you can use gloves if you want to.

After you've both finished your tasks I want you to share laundering duties. Hans, make sure the bedsheets are replaced. John, please wash your damn coat. When you both are finished I'll reward you boys handsomely.




Share and behave, there's enough for both of you. Anyone who steps out of line will receive the brunt of the dishwashing duties.

Date: 2006-12-22 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I'm not sadistic, I'm practical.

Date: 2006-12-22 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
And clothing cleaning isn't?

Date: 2006-12-22 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Trust me when I say some people need to do their laundry more often around here.

Date: 2006-12-22 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
Mine whole wardrobe is done. And the whole bunch of weapons.

I love this.

Private//Unhackable
Sensual massages?

[Private // Unhackable]

Date: 2006-12-22 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Not yet. I'm still making them sweat over chores.

[Private // Unhackable]

Date: 2006-12-22 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
Later then?


Tonights menu holds seafood pasta with white basil sauce with a choice select wine.

Entertainment is to be reading of Venus in Furs if all goes as well as planned.


...And it's a curse. *sigh*

Re: [Private // Unhackable]

Date: 2006-12-22 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Venus in Furs, I didn't think I'd hear that name come out of your mouth.

So is Luke a good cook too? I should talk to him about it.

[Private // Unhackable]

Date: 2006-12-22 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
And why would that be? I'm very well read. I think it's appropriate for the occation.

He's a great cook.

Re: [Private // Unhackable]

Date: 2006-12-22 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
It's just funny to me, I was around when it was first published.

Luke and I'll have to share secrets sometime, whenever you're finished with him.

Re: [Private // Unhackable]

Date: 2006-12-22 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
Heh. Did you get your autographed copy?

When? Never. Sure.

Be sure to ask what a good mistress he had.

Re: [Private // Unhackable]

Date: 2006-12-22 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Naw, though I should have, would make a killing on eBay.

I'll be sure to.

[Private // Unhackable]

Date: 2006-12-22 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
Damn. I can only imagine how much a first addition would cost.

You boys can talk of cooking and servants.

...I'm really quite proud of myself. I haven't orded him to do anything that explicit. Well...too much so. Though I'm truly overly horny I don't want it this way. I'd like a fight for the top.

Re: [Private // Unhackable]

Date: 2006-12-22 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
...I think he's going home.

I asked him to stay...

[Private // Unhackable]

Date: 2006-12-22 08:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
You think I would actually be pleased after spending the whole day with a rather admirable man only to have him quite gladly walk away?

O...oh shit. I meant to lie.

Re: [Private // Unhackable]

Date: 2006-12-22 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I see. Well it was a curse, you can't put too much faith in those, although I wasn't sure if I was under one either... It didn't feel like it, but Jan insisted I was.

Re: [Private // Unhackable]

Date: 2006-12-22 09:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I was tempted to get into a little threeway sport. They would have done it I think, but it's not right. Know what I mean?

[Private // Unhackable]

Date: 2006-12-22 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
You didn't?

Well...um... right. Strike that. I think I can understand.

Re: [Private // Unhackable]

Date: 2006-12-22 09:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
No, I didn't. John doesn't even remember scrubbing the tub.

Re: [Private // Unhackable]

Date: 2006-12-22 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com
That's pretty funny.

I don't think that Luke will remember... He seemed pretty bewildered.

Re: [Private // Unhackable]

Date: 2006-12-22 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Yeah I haven't figured out if this is for the better or not.

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