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[teetheyes]

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Fuck. FUCK.

I'm not a god damned woman!!

John keep your hands off my tits (I HAVE TITS) or the part I lost you're not getting it back ever again.

Edit: AHHHHHHHH STOP PLAYING FOXY LADY!!!!!!!!

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[pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com]

Damn.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, it's not you, it's her self esteem. I keep telling her, "Love, you're not fat, you're just bloated."

1/2

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Do you want to hear the many ways John's come up with to say he wants to fuck me in just the last hour?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Only if you tell me how he intends to get around the tampon ~

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I still have an ass and a mouth you know.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Of course I know, I saw the separate fee sheet for those ~

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm gay. I don't like vaginas.

[pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com]

Tsk, you're missin' out.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Been there, done that. That's how I know I'm a downright fag.

[pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com]

Bet I could please ya like dat though. ♥

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com]

You're no fun.