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You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Fuck. FUCK.

I'm not a god damned woman!!

John keep your hands off my tits (I HAVE TITS) or the part I lost you're not getting it back ever again.

Edit: AHHHHHHHH STOP PLAYING FOXY LADY!!!!!!!!

Date: 2006-12-18 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
...someone's wearing garters today ~

Date: 2006-12-18 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
...care to wager...?

Date: 2006-12-18 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I'm not going anywhere like this even if that locks me up with a horny bastard who wants to jack it off between my tits.

Date: 2006-12-18 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
...er.

TMI. TMI.

Date: 2006-12-18 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Ol'Cori 169, Rosiel 0.

Date: 2006-12-18 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
...new Cori? $5.

Date: 2006-12-18 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
YOU MEAN FIVE BENJAMINS, BITCH.

Date: 2006-12-18 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
...that time of the month...?

Date: 2006-12-18 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
...because that sort of scheduling would reduce you to $2.5 - mess and all...

Date: 2006-12-18 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
...broke a nail ~ ?

Date: 2006-12-18 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com
Wanna have lesbian sex?

Date: 2006-12-18 09:05 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-12-18 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
Don't worry, it's not you, it's her self esteem. I keep telling her, "Love, you're not fat, you're just bloated."

Date: 2006-12-18 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I'm gay. I don't like vaginas.

1/2

Date: 2006-12-18 09:11 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-12-18 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Do you want to hear the many ways John's come up with to say he wants to fuck me in just the last hour?

Date: 2006-12-18 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
Only if you tell me how he intends to get around the tampon ~

Date: 2006-12-18 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I still have an ass and a mouth you know.

Date: 2006-12-18 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
Of course I know, I saw the separate fee sheet for those ~

Date: 2006-12-18 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com
Tsk, you're missin' out.

Date: 2006-12-18 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Been there, done that. That's how I know I'm a downright fag.

Date: 2006-12-18 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com
Bet I could please ya like dat though. ♥

Date: 2006-12-18 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com
You're no fun.

Date: 2006-12-18 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com
... oh my.

How... interesting.

Date: 2006-12-18 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
They're still not as big as yours, I'll have to admit.

Date: 2006-12-18 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com
Most aren't. I've yet to see a pair so nicely matched and sized as mine are.

Still, quite lovely, though.

Date: 2006-12-18 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I guess that merits a thank you, but I miss my piercings.

Date: 2006-12-18 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com
Oh? Well now I know for sure where you have them. ♥

Date: 2006-12-18 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
It wasn't really a secret, though I think John appreciates knowing it firsthand.

Date: 2006-12-18 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com
True. Several know I'm inked, but few have seen it.

Date: 2006-12-18 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Makes unwrapping all the more fun.

Date: 2006-12-18 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com
Jan seems to think so. ^^

Date: 2006-12-18 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
So you two are going steady.

Date: 2006-12-18 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com
... you know, I'm not sure we are, actually. ^^;

When Sands was here, we ended up seeing each other behind his back, but it wasn't a commitment commitment. He's always been there for me, though.

Date: 2006-12-18 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I see... Nothing's set to run smoothly anyway, that'd be unnatural.

Date: 2006-12-18 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com
Mayabe so, but it'd be welcome. I'm tired of all the bullshit around here. ^^

Date: 2006-12-18 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Hm, it's not so bad for me.

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