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[teetheyes]

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Fuck. FUCK.

I'm not a god damned woman!!

John keep your hands off my tits (I HAVE TITS) or the part I lost you're not getting it back ever again.

Edit: AHHHHHHHH STOP PLAYING FOXY LADY!!!!!!!!

Comments

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...someone's wearing garters today ~

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...care to wager...?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm not going anywhere like this even if that locks me up with a horny bastard who wants to jack it off between my tits.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...er.

TMI. TMI.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Ol'Cori 169, Rosiel 0.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...new Cori? $5.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

YOU MEAN FIVE BENJAMINS, BITCH.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...that time of the month...?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...because that sort of scheduling would reduce you to $2.5 - mess and all...

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...broke a nail ~ ?

[pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com]

Wanna have lesbian sex?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com]

Damn.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, it's not you, it's her self esteem. I keep telling her, "Love, you're not fat, you're just bloated."

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm gay. I don't like vaginas.

1/2

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

...

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Do you want to hear the many ways John's come up with to say he wants to fuck me in just the last hour?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Only if you tell me how he intends to get around the tampon ~

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I still have an ass and a mouth you know.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Of course I know, I saw the separate fee sheet for those ~

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

...

[pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com]

Tsk, you're missin' out.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Been there, done that. That's how I know I'm a downright fag.

[pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com]

Bet I could please ya like dat though. ♥

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com]

You're no fun.

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

... oh my.

How... interesting.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

They're still not as big as yours, I'll have to admit.

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

Most aren't. I've yet to see a pair so nicely matched and sized as mine are.

Still, quite lovely, though.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I guess that merits a thank you, but I miss my piercings.

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

Oh? Well now I know for sure where you have them. ♥

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It wasn't really a secret, though I think John appreciates knowing it firsthand.

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

True. Several know I'm inked, but few have seen it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Makes unwrapping all the more fun.

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

Jan seems to think so. ^^

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

So you two are going steady.

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

... you know, I'm not sure we are, actually. ^^;

When Sands was here, we ended up seeing each other behind his back, but it wasn't a commitment commitment. He's always been there for me, though.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I see... Nothing's set to run smoothly anyway, that'd be unnatural.

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

Mayabe so, but it'd be welcome. I'm tired of all the bullshit around here. ^^

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Hm, it's not so bad for me.