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[teetheyes]

This shrimp isn't mommyfluffing funny, the city can go fluff itself.

Fluffers.

No I'm not talking about porn.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Fluff you, can, keep your patoot out of my darned sight till this shrimp is over.

FLUFF I DON'T WANT TO TALK ANYMORE.

[changeisgood-4u.livejournal.com]

Fuck, this shit is motherfucking improving my crapy-arse mood, you pansy bastard.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Don't remark on my faerieness.

Aw fluff that word too!?

[changeisgood-4u.livejournal.com]

I- you're-...

Fuck, whatever, I fucking knew some sodding pansies where I motherfucking used to live, I don't bloody well have a motherfucking problem with them. Most of the cocksucking profanity I motherfucking hear is fag-phobic, though, and this motherfucking curse was screwing with my arse.

Shit, what motherfucking word? Wanna try to motherfucking say it again, you cunt?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Faerieness? Faerie? Queery? Rooster kisser? Gay?

This is seriously unfair.

Oh yeah, highly overrated stripping worker..

[changeisgood-4u.livejournal.com]

...ha. I don't care if the curse screwed me up last night, you where pretty priceless.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Aw screw you too.

I am a fag though, really. (Shit it works!)

[changeisgood-4u.livejournal.com]

...Thanks. I get such a bloody great welcoming brigade.

Yeah, so you said. I really am fine with it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

So how was life on the outside?

[changeisgood-4u.livejournal.com]

Eh. It was cold, and wet, and they killed a few half bloods like me right when I got back, so everyone mostly thought I was dead. Our side is dropping like flies, but so is his, so I can live. Wars are wars, people die and all that, like Remus keeps saying.