well I live with Snakes and Lizards

There is no fucking way. You're doing that!

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Put. It. In.

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[Heavy handed shove.]

Would you look at the size of that? Uh uh. No way. I could just work it by hand.

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[Using that shove to you know, grab hold of her hand.]

Not if some fucker has your thumbs.

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[Have a frustrated hiss.]

Let. Go.

[Struggle.]

I don't--

[Startled yelp.]

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Shut up and take it!

[Hear this sound? It is the sound of something being jammed somewhere.]

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Aaah!

[Panting, panting.]

Oh, fuck.

[Is that the sound of a gun being cocked? Oh yes, yes it is.]

Goddamn that hurt.

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[Pant pant pant.]

But it looks great.

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[Still catching her breath.]

You're just saying that. Fine. Let's see this shit in action.

[Deliberate shove.]

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[!!?!?! Shoved and all.]

Bitch.

You're riding with me.

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Because I was going to walk.

[Sarcasm. Ah, the love.]

So get on, let's do this. Shit needs to get busted.

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[Boot heels clicking. Do you hear them?]

I'll take that thank you.

[Kick stand getting kicked, engine revving.]

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[Her boots are made for walking too. No response just mumbling. Likely a death threat of some kind. The sound of steps stop, she mounts the bike too.]

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[Whatever. The roaring of this engine? The purring between your legs? Yeah he knows she loves it.]

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[She does. She doesn't say it though. Dammit does she need to?]

What's the hold up? We gotta get going.

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Keep your thong on.

[Vroom vroom vroom... AND AWAY.]

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There's a way to get kicked out of bed.

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Does the word cocksucker mean anything to you?

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It doesn't sound like I'm the one who's having issues defining it.

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Get your hands off your dick.

One eyed bitch shooting bullets from her socket? That's what I'm talking about.

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Stop thinking about my hands on my dick.

Well there's a good use of an empty socket, at least.

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Shit just for that? No.

But it's great we see eye to eye on this part.

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Well, watch me cry a fucking river.

So when'd Elle get a gun in her eye?

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Since I put it there, hello.

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Well, good for you. Too bad you're a cocksucker.

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Yeah well your worst nightmare I guess.

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Not even close.

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Time to elaborate.

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Is it?

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Yes.

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Sorry to leave you hanging, then.

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Tease.

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Now there's something I haven't been called.

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Water under the bridge. It's the least of my woes.

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What are your woes today, then?

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