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[teetheyes]

For fuck's sake it's just a mutated drain clog or a bad musical.

Grab a lighter, some aerosol, and call it a day.

Oh yeah. Honey, cherry, or lemon? Pick one. Just do it.

Comments

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I hate Beck.

[prodigalvampire]

...he's an acquired taste.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Fair point. At least it's not Dave Matthews.

[prodigalvampire]

We have a winner.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

So are you going to pick a flavor or not?

[prodigalvampire]

Honey.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That's two.

[prodigalvampire]

What's the deal?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's personal.

[prodigalvampire]

Yeah, and you just involved me. So, I ask again: What's. The. Deal?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Condoms okay? Christ.

[prodigalvampire]

They make honey flavored condoms? I'll have to remember that.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

They do but I lied about the condoms. I'm just fucking with you.

[prodigalvampire]

It's still good to know.

What about honey, cherry, or lemon is personal?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Statistics?

[prodigalvampire]

Funny, you don't seem like a scientist.