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[teetheyes]

For fuck's sake it's just a mutated drain clog or a bad musical.

Grab a lighter, some aerosol, and call it a day.

Oh yeah. Honey, cherry, or lemon? Pick one. Just do it.

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[prodigalvampire]

Playing Beck albums seems to work, too.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Beck? Two turn tables and a microphone Beck?

[prodigalvampire]

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't ya kill me.

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

It eats people.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Been in its mouth or something, Foster?

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

What? No.

[kirinofen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because it's clearly that easy.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

If it's not you probably deserve what's coming to you.

[kirinofen.livejournal.com]

If it can't be cut with swords why could fire hurt it?

[winewomenand]

Honey.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That's one for honey.

[iseemore.livejournal.com]

You absolutely refuse to pick for yourself?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Pick one.

[letxequalnull.livejournal.com]

Nonetheless, some seem to find it a rather hairy predicament.

Lemon.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh rimshot. Perfect.

That's one for lemon.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

This is nasty shit. Ew.

Cherry. The flavor, right? Unless you've been pounding the pavement.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Bad memories?

voice;

[twodogsfighting.livejournal.com]

Apple.

voice;

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Whoa you totally threw me for a loop.

Honey, cherry, or lemon?

[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

Other.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I smell a conspiracy.

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

Asparagus.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You're disgusting.

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

....cherry.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That's one for cherry.