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[teetheyes]

I'm not a thrill killer, I'm a cannibal.

Cause I could eat that ass right up.

Comments

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I know milk does a body good but damn how much have you been drinking?

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

I'm sixteen! Stop being a pervert!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

So how do you get your protein?

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

...What?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

I don't think so. You're creeping me out.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I guess that slap in the face means you’re a vegan. That means more bacon for me.