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[teetheyes]

For the record, I am not afraid that Santa could kick my ass.

Birdie, I have something for you.

Filtered From Boy Blue//Unhackable

Day 3

Bunches cause drowsiness but otherwise consciousness remains. Stuffing cushions and pillows however result in a trance-like state followed by a deep sleep. Investigating further.

Comments

[tresdifficile.livejournal.com]

Why would you be afraid of something like that anyway?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm. Not. Afraid.

[tresdifficile.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Did someone think otherwise?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yes. So who the hell are you?

[cherryhoops.livejournal.com]

... you the Corinthian?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Who wants to know?

[cherryhoops.livejournal.com]

Sui.

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

You should. He's a tough old coot.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I refuse.

[passionforshoes.livejournal.com]

Don't say I didn't warn you when you get mugged for your cookies and milk in a dark alley by Santa. I heard Rudolph has a mean left hoof.

[call_me_spooky]

If he shows up, can I have the rights to broadcast your fight on Pay-Per-View?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

NO.

[call_me_spooky]

Aww, why not? I thought you were a guaranteed winner?

"Mysteriously" sleeping

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

[Snore. On the couch]

"Mysteriously" sleeping

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[Hehehe. Peering around Blue.]

"Mysteriously" sleeping

[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

[Turn, snooze. Snore. Arm splays off couch, along with his left leg]

[ntrlbrnkiller.livejournal.com]

Probably could kick your ass.

And what's this crap about pillows?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No. Fuck you.

[ntrlbrnkiller.livejournal.com]

How many times do I have to tell you I ain't interested?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Would he though? What is this shit?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

He wouldn't because he can't.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I meant, do you have beef with the fat guy in red.

[proudbutterfly.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhh. One wouldn't know, Cori. What if Santa sits on you? Unless he's in a strict diet, he's a major weight to take out.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's. Not. Funny.

[proudbutterfly.livejournal.com]

This humble jester has to disagree. Deepest apologies to you. ♥

Boxing ring! Ahhhhhhhh. One can imagine the success of this match. In the red corner with a considerable weight (disclosing it would put a fool in the naughty list! The horror!), Santa Claus! In the black corner with a few hundred pounds less, the Corinthian! Make your bets, ladies and gentlemen.