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[teetheyes]

Okay.

Fastest way to repair a stone statue? Go.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Original One of A Kind. Irreplaceable.

[punnotintended.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Have you tried talking to a statue repairer, or whatever they're called?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Mr. Wizard thinks doing anything'll make it worse.

[punnotintended.livejournal.com]

Mr. Wizard?

Is this a magical statue?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Severus Snape, the Johnny Cash of his world.

No. Not really. I don't think.

[punnotintended.livejournal.com]

Hearing the names Johnny Cash and Severus Snape in the sentence is kind of disturbing. Even more so when they're being compared.

You might wanna make sure. Just in case.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Accuracy is my forté.

How the hell do I do that? It was alive you know.

[punnotintended.livejournal.com]

If this statue was alive once, and it has a chance of coming back alive... I'd leave the arm alone.

You could get a surgeon to reattach it or something later.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's not going to be very happy with me.

ooc: Sob, foreshadowings.

[punnotintended.livejournal.com]

It should be glad you tried, right?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I don't think that's going to cut it.

[punnotintended.livejournal.com]

It should look on the bright side. At least you didn't shatter it into a thousand tiny pieces.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm sure if that happened it'd find some way to come get me. Karma, you know.