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[teetheyes]

All that fireworks shit going off? Let me tell you who's to blame:

This thing, Armand.

It doesn't come with a leash or a muzzle. For fuck's sake somebody kennel it.

And I have a DVR for sale. Sweetest deal gets it.

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[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Spare me your ego for once. I smell bullshit in the air. But is it yours or this Armand guy?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

If I did you wouldn't really have the pleasure of talking to me.

It's his.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Right, well, you can't fuck your boyfriend all of the time.

My money is on this all being a curse. No one is that good.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Says you.

I'm stirring shit up okay?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Gimme one and I'll tell you the same.

I thought you were good at lying. Does he owe you something?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You do just fine without a man.

No, I just want to make him miserable. Want to help?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Not as satisfying from time to time. I'm inclined to agree with you.

Sure. Why not? What's the MO?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

He bit Blue. You know he could get Hep B or rabies.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Aren't they're vampire hunter types? Give em his name. That'll get things rolling.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That'll just be messy.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Too bad your friend Ophelia isn't around. You could introduce them.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh now you want to bring up the Other Woman?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

You must be heartbroken she's not here.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Why? I have you, and you know how it goes, bros before hos.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Is that meant to be a compliment?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Then thank you.

Armand bit Blue and you're blaming him for the fireworks and selling his shit. So far, so good.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's only just the beginning.