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[teetheyes]

All that fireworks shit going off? Let me tell you who's to blame:

This thing, Armand.

It doesn't come with a leash or a muzzle. For fuck's sake somebody kennel it.

And I have a DVR for sale. Sweetest deal gets it.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I can suggest a good place to get gags?

[discanted.livejournal.com]

The camera, my friend. We stray from it, and that can't well be.

I would have it, if you will, and the price is yours to name.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Dinner at your place?

[discanted.livejournal.com]

There is no "place" to speak of, nor a beautiful soul to receive for me in my home. Not here, and not yet.

But you we are welcome to my studio, and perhaps you might see the boys at their work, and find them dear.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That depends on who's on the menu at your studio.

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It will please my gentleman to see a brothel for such cravings.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

How about a date. We'll speak of the Roisin Dubh and of William Blake.

[discanted.livejournal.com]

Of Maid Elizabeth and Emerson, and you'll thank me graciously for taking no insult.

[discanted.livejournal.com]

But I am not a boy with a boy's urges, my good man. And there is woman who'd not forgive me these things.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

A shame for having longed for a man in my aging days.

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It is as they say: when finally the fruits are ripe for eating, we lose our teeth.

The camera, my friend.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Place of exchange, your choice.

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No, what is this? Come to my home, you are welcome.

You are always welcome.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'll remember that.

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For all that you'd not give your name?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

The Dream Rot, the Man who is not a Man, the Corinthian, nightmare.

But you can call me anything you'd like.

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[discanted.livejournal.com]

They spoke of you -


None of it good.

[discanted.livejournal.com]

Rudolph, then.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Works for me, Blitzen.

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Blitzenus Secundus, if you will.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Deal.

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But tell me, how was the camera lost? What was Armand doing?