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[teetheyes]

One of you bastards needs to tell me why I'm making this man dinner.

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[orderonto]

I'm bored out of my fucking mind.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Well shit why didn't you say so? Jack or Johnnie will fill you right up.

[orderonto]

What?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Jack Daniels or Johnnie Walker you fucking pervert.

[orderonto]

Do I need to remind you that I'm a foreigner?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you going to tell me you've never had either?

[orderonto]

Yes, actually. Which isn't to say that I'm some kind of prude in that regard, just to head that off.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

We need to fix that.

[orderonto]

Unfortunately, I've sworn off self-medication here. Apparently, I'm an angry drunk. Who knew?

Claire would skin me alive, and then her father would finish me off.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Great. Let's do it.

[ooc: WAT. (http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b117/ACXchan/fuckthewhat/kapoooow.jpg)]

[orderonto]

That wasn't an affirmative, you know! I prefer to be in control of myself. My emotions, my faculties, and my inhibitions.

[ooc: HAHAHA WAT. Oh, LJ.]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Hey that's why you never drink alone, and I'm offering company.

[ooc: It's still there, threatening to kick Mohinder.]

[orderonto]

And I'm wondering how sane I am that I'm considering your logic and can't see any but the single obvious flaw that it's you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Fine, I can take no for an answer. Your loss though.

[orderonto]

That was a yes, actually. If you squint you can see it. I can go to the Blue Light. I'd like to patronize its very polite and thoughtful proprietor.

The way I see it, two things could happen. I could learn something, or, I could get horrifically maudlin and you will have to hear it, thus performing my Hindu karmic duty.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

When you put it that way, it's a date.

[orderonto]

A drinking date at the Blue Light, then.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Meet me in fifteen.

[ooc: Action spammin' or assumin'?]

[orderonto]

I'll get my coat and scarf.

[ooc: either one works for me bb, I like action spam.]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[He's always there first, being a part time tender and all, but it's not so busy tonight.]

[orderonto]

[And Mohinder always gets there late, because he fails at organization and gets distracted easily. He finds Cori easily, because...white hair.]

The Corinthian, I presume?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[Sunglasses at night? Yes.]

Mmhm. Jack or John?

[Glasses are out.]

[orderonto]

[He's eying those glasses curiously. Are you blind or just a foreign douchebag, Cori?]

Whichever is darker first. Lighter afterwards. Supposedly it prevents hangovers, there's a scientific basis for it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[Technically both. He opens up the JW, taking Mohinder for a contemplative sipper.]

Here.

[orderonto]

[And he definitely is one, because hi Cori, scientist. So he goes slow and doesn't burn himself and die gagging or something.]

It's not bad. It's not as strong as some of the home-made liquor I've had at home, but it's not bad. Then again, I doubt you're doing this to hear my opinion on Scotch whiskey.