teetheyes: (Cori - likes that garbage feeling)
[personal profile] teetheyes
To whoever took my bike? Bring her back.

... I won't hurt you, I swear it.

Date: 2008-05-14 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
Oh, please. I'm no one's fucking mother.

Date: 2008-05-14 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I guess you wouldn't know until you've tried.

Date: 2008-05-14 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
You're just saying that because you want to be godfather.

Date: 2008-05-14 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
Lucky for you I'm never having children.

Date: 2008-05-14 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Well it's the thought that counts.

Date: 2008-05-14 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
You can start knitting anytime, regardless.

Date: 2008-05-14 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I don't knit, but I'll teach them how to ride a bike.

Date: 2008-05-14 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
They aren't even born yet and you're already a bad influence on my children.

Date: 2008-05-14 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
What's wrong with a bike?

Date: 2008-05-14 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
It depends on the type of bike.

Date: 2008-05-14 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Bicycle? Training wheels?

Date: 2008-05-14 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
Oh. Well that's not so bad.

Date: 2008-05-14 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
They'll graduate to motorcycles.

Date: 2008-05-14 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
You'll turn them into rebels.

Date: 2008-05-14 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Rebels with good intentions.

Date: 2008-05-14 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
Taking little old ladies to the grocery store?

Date: 2008-05-14 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Only if the old ladies ask.

Date: 2008-05-14 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
What a champ, ladies and gentlemen.

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