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[teetheyes]

To whoever took my bike? Bring her back.

... I won't hurt you, I swear it.

Comments

[not-alaska.livejournal.com]

Oh, was it yours? It handles nice.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yes. Please give her back to me.

[not-alaska.livejournal.com]

Why should I?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Because she doesn't belong to you.

[not-alaska.livejournal.com]

Now that's hardly a reason at all, sweetheart.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

My name isn't sweetheart, it's the Corinthian.

[not-alaska.livejournal.com]

Right, right. I think I'm just going to hold on to this little baby for a while. Don't worry, she probably won't get trashed.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Why would you do that?

[not-alaska.livejournal.com]

The real question is: why wouldn't I? Answer: it's a nice bike.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

But she's my bike. If you wanted to give her a test run you could've asked.

[not-alaska.livejournal.com]

But just stealing it was so much easier.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Don't dehumanize her, her name's Delilah.

[not-alaska.livejournal.com]

You can't dehumanize a motorbike! Christ, I can't believe I'm even having this conversation.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yes you can, by stealing her, thief.

[not-alaska.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I stole your bike. And I'm definitely not giving it back now. So go cry yourself to sleep or something.