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[teetheyes]

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

I'd rather be making lists.

Comments

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Who?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

O-Ren's pet school girl, bodyguard.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh. The little tart around here last year?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

The very same. She got Budd on her one curse day. Sometimes I think that the City is capable of doing the right thing.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, she was fucked up.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

She was.

...Did that guy just say that this means you're a rapist?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's some martial arts Zatoichi kind of crap.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Hey. Zatoichi isn't crap.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Sweet merciful crap.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I thought you had good taste, Cori.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Twitch of the Death Nerve is good taste.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Apples to fucking oranges. You can't compare the two.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You mean crap to non-crap.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I don't even believe you have the balls to talk like this. Shaw Brothers, Cori. You can't put that beside splatter. They both have vastly different artistic merit.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I bet you've never even seen a Bava.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

If I hadn't, I wouldn't have insisted Twitch of the Death Nerve is its own kind of classic.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You only say that because you think you can do it better.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Don't go putting words in my mouth.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

But it's true.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

That entire movie is a lesson in how planning can get you far. That's not to say it wasn't fun to watch.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No grenades or smgs though.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

No poisons either.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Impalement during coitus over ninja decapitation.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

You know more than anyone there is a time and a place for everything.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What's that got to do with murder set pieces?