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[teetheyes]

The quarry went south down a minor sewer line. He has a little nick, just a flesh wound.

Birdie, I have a treat for you. It's 12ft long, 800lbs, and very fucking dead.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Magic.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Magic?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What else?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

A scale and a dump truck?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You got me.

It's 786lbs okay?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You rounded up.

What the fuck is it and why do you have it?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

To my advantage.

Alligator. I'm on a hunt for a blue baby and took him a monster instead.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You know, if you were any kind of mother you'd tell him not to let it in the house.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What are you implying.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

That I don't know why you're bringing back alligators.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Why let it go to waste?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Doing anything with the skin?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What do you want?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Shoes and bag.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'll see what I can do.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You'll see?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm not a shoemaker.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

But you can weigh alligators with magic.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'll see what I can do.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You're too kind, really.