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[teetheyes]

The quarry went south down a minor sewer line. He has a little nick, just a flesh wound.

Birdie, I have a treat for you. It's 12ft long, 800lbs, and very fucking dead.

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[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

The quarry, huh?

...you carried 800lbs?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Dragged it.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

What's worth dragging that much that far?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Meat.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

What did you kill, Davey Crockett?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I wish. Alligator.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I do too. Then again, I think it'd be very disappointing to find that Davey was after the cavalry trumpeter.

....An alligator? Shit.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I look like shit in a coon cap.

Mmhm.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

The white skirt and dead alligator work for you though.

What are you going to do with it?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It depends on the bird. Why, do you have suggestions?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

There might be a beautiful pair of boots to come out of the beast.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I don't know how to stitch boots.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Do you at least know how to skin it?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I think so, but if you're offering...

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I don't want alligator on me in that way. Have at it and give me the skin afterwards.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Bitch.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Bastard.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'll send it to that Budd guy.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

And have your prize just sit around in a miniature land fill?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

They're your boots.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

If you give the alligator to Budd to skin, chances are he's not going to hand it over, provided I go to get the skin.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for the magic word.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Brick.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Try again.

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[venomouselle.livejournal.com]