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[teetheyes]

All right, listen.

If they were really mine, would I advocate violence against the little bastards?

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[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

I ain't competin'.

I don't wanna have to shoot more--they make a mess.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I didn't take you for a clotheshorse.

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

Who said anything 'bout fashion? I just don't wanna be cleanin' monster parts up.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Who says you have to clean them up?

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

You think they be gone come midnight? Thought that only worked for curses.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh, well if you're making a mess in your own home that's different.

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

No one ever taught you manners, huh?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What kind of hard knock life did you come from?

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

Yo, no matter what you do to get by or where you come from, ain't no excuse for bein' rude.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Who told you that?

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[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

 

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[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

My grandmother.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I can't say I have any of those. I don't even have parents.

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

Shame about that.

Never too late to learn, though. Maybe you oughta ask your boy to help--he seem nice enough.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Incidentally, my boy does all the cleaning.

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

Maybe a bit too nice. Hope you do enough for him. Not that it's my business.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Calm down. I do the cooking.

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

Sounds fair. Never thought you was the cookin' type, but it do make sense.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's a daily necessity, it's challenging, and it's a legitimate excuse to keep my knife hands in check.

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

Ain't nothing like that for a gun hand, is there?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I hear videogames substitute, but they don't fit the 'daily necessity' part.

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

No. They don't.

Ain't a problem, though--don't think I ready for retirement here.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Did your grandmother teach you to look on the bright side too?

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

She taught me a lot of things.