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[teetheyes]

All right, listen.

If they were really mine, would I advocate violence against the little bastards?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Shoot them, chop them, then put the blender on purée for all I care.

[e_for_short]

Dahling, you made them. So you take responsibility for your mess and come collect them!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Tell that to child services.

[e_for_short]

Dahling, cease being a deadbeat immediately and come collect these little monsters!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'll get back to you after we work out child support.

[e_for_short]

It's not my problem if you cannot afford your little creatures. Perhaps you should have thought about that before you created them, dahling.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

We're both male.

[e_for_short]

Dahling, you're giving me quite a headache here. Are you implying that you birthed these things?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No?

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[e_for_short]

[e_for_short]

[e_for_short]

Dahling, I figured you made these things in a lab. I do not even want to know how it is you managed to birth these things. Just get rid of them!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I think we should stick with your former story.

[e_for_short]

Fine dahling, it's a far more logical story anyhow. Now come collect your specimens and we can end things amicably.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Let me have a discussion with my secretary first.

[e_for_short]

Dahling, don't start on that again. I am in no mood to deal with your spawn.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What if I send someone over?

[e_for_short]

Dahling, as long as it is someone who comes and removes these things from my presence, then fine.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Hm, what's your name again?

[e_for_short]

I'm E. And your name?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

The Corinthian. Where are you located?

[e_for_short]

A small almost vacant building just near the square.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Look for a short dark haired Japanese woman. Her name's Toshiko.

[ooc: Reference! (http://warped-inside.livejournal.com/3298.html?thread=105954#t105954)]