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[teetheyes]

All right, listen.

If they were really mine, would I advocate violence against the little bastards?

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[dark-butler.livejournal.com]

I would never accuse you of excessive sentiment.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I won't take credit for feeding the needy either.

[dark-butler.livejournal.com]

Your partner, on the other hand, is occasionally afflicted with an inability to dissemble.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Well he doesn't like to lie.

[dark-butler.livejournal.com]

And isn't that just a mixed blessing when you're attempting to sell a tale to the populace?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck do you keep a Creature Drawer anyway.

[dark-butler.livejournal.com]

For the same reason I had a Syrup Drawer.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Furniture kink?

[dark-butler.livejournal.com]

My partner has a vindictive streak as broad as your partner's honest one.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Why don't you just freeze dry the shit and be done with it?

[dark-butler.livejournal.com]

"The shit"?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

The creatures, the vermin, the pests? Can't be any other reason you keep it in storage.

... Are you feeding them to that fucking cat?

[dark-butler.livejournal.com]

I kept it in storage because Alucard put it in the drawer.

I do not currently have to endure the "fucking cat," thankfully. Although doubtless, Alucard would like to bring it back.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That's a legacy I wouldn't have over this one.

[dark-butler.livejournal.com]

For whatever reason, people seem more loath to destroy the cat than your... progeny.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

They're not my progeny.

It could be the hairless folding skin factor combined with its foul mood.

[dark-butler.livejournal.com]

Right. We all know the quote about ladies and their protests.

I spared it only because of Alucard.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... I'll claim biological ownership if they eat the cat.

[dark-butler.livejournal.com]

I can but hope. And make sacrifices?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I hope they kill each other.