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[teetheyes]

Get off my back about it. I don't need the company.

[ooc: Very displeased about this and this.]

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Sure.

[authorised.livejournal.com]

Bar, or liquor store?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Liquor store. I want to be on the curb before my face hits the asphalt.

[ooc: He will start a friends-with-guys-named-Matt trend.]

1/3

[authorised.livejournal.com]

[authorised.livejournal.com]

Then I'm warning you in advance; I'm not so good with heavy lifting.

[authorised.livejournal.com]

I'll bring you a blanket instead.

[ooc: A raven and a geek. You're on a bad path, Cori.]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I've lived the homeless life before, why not.

[ooc: He'll take that blanket home if Matt really brings one XD]

[authorised.livejournal.com]

I was kind of going more along the lines of you being wasted, but whatever fits.

[ooc: The thief! He probably will, just for the sake of it.]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You'll need a bucket for that.

[ooc: Matt can have it back later >D]

[authorised.livejournal.com]

Now you're really asking a lot. I thought people just used the gutter for that?

[ooc: As long as Cori remembers to use softener. D=]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'll make sure to find one on the street.

[ooc: ... He'll make Blue wash it!]

[authorised.livejournal.com]

So I don't need to find a bag of sawdust then?

[ooc: He has been trained well~]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Tacky.

[ooc: Or so Cori thinks >>!]

[authorised.livejournal.com]

Me, or the mush that's left over when you use it?

[ooc: It's like that then, huh? >D]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No the mush would have the consistency of a risotto.

[ooc: He is trumpet-whipped.]

[authorised.livejournal.com]

In that case, "I resent that!"

...and now you've put me off of rice-based food for a while too.

[ooc: The big scary nightmare is whipped by the not!kid in blue.]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It was my pleasure.

[ooc: Must be something inside the witching cloak!]

[authorised.livejournal.com]

Don't strain yourself apologising or anything.

[ooc: To which, I'm refraining comment. Mind needs to stay out of the gutter today. D=!]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You get a bottle of Jack on me.

[ooc: That he'll bum off of Cassidy XD]

[authorised.livejournal.com]

So a liquid diet instead?

[ooc: XD Smooth. Matt's going to get hammered in record time, you realise.]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

The best kind.

[ooc: Cori says "Sweet!" @D@ He'll drop Matt off on the porch of where he lives.]

[authorised.livejournal.com]

The new "Breakfast of Champions".

[ooc: Such a good drinking buddy he is~]